godofavengers:

One of my new friends: *uses their own slang that I have never used before in my life*

Me subconciously:

(via lolsomeone-actually)

bvbblebeam:

godwasthefirstthotslayer:

Yeah cus you never use it

(via illegalaustralien)

lesbianshepard:

Just heard a customer two aisles over go “Hey, I think this is that special glass that doesn’t shatter when you drop it” followed by the sound of shattering glass. I hate retail.

(via spongebobssquarepants)

radfrank:

I love my chemical romance…. Especially the lead singer [looks at smudged writing on hand] “gentle gay”

(via thebootydiaries)

breastforce:

having both depression and anxiety

(via spongebobssquarepants)

yeehawlw:

family photo of my 2 brain cells and the thought that they worked so hard to produce

(via lndecis)

communistbakery:

phoneus:

communistbakery:

dont get all ur social and political views off of one-sentence tumblr text posts with no depth or explanation

how am i supposed to take this advice then

(via thebootydiaries)

thcbcatles:

Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

shabbosgay:

im beggin dude, don’t take my man

(via illegalaustralien)

theocseason4:

theocseason4:

Peak youtube humour is non beauty gurus holding literally anything other than makeup related items in front of the camera the exact same way beauty gurus do. That makes me laugh for 15 minutes straight every single time

This is literally the funniest thing

(via illegalaustralien)

delreys:

when you need a credit card to join a “free” site

(via thebootydiaries)

samstevesharon:

Someone: Wow you’re so easy to talk to! I feel like our personalities fit so well together!

Me: thanks i made this one special just for you

(via perks-of-being-chinese)